Even when my husband is home, I’m afraid to go to our basement after 9:00 by myself!  Seeing as our laundry room is down there, my laundry duties end promptly at 9:00 p.m.

Tonight, I sent my honey down to retrieve the clean laundry (it was after 9:00 after all).  While he was downstairs, I jumped in the shower and turned on the radio.  What song do I hear?  “I Always Feel Like Somebody’s Watching Me.”  Geez.  Because I need more to be paranoid about?  Thanks.