• Gardening and hot showers are like therapy for me.
• Why must they start the interesting sports so late (i.e. gymnastics)?  I’m exhausted.
• Whenever I find myself speeding, I automatically start thinking of an excuse/reason in case I get pulled over by a cop.  I have never actually gotten a ticket… I guess I just have extreme paranoia when it comes to traffic violations.
• It seems like UPS is a lot faster than FedEx.  Their online updates seem better, too.  I’m waiting for our new crib to arrive and it is taking FOREVER!
• Here’s a quiz for anyone interested…

1. Name 5 Nick Jr. shows
2. What is Diego’s sister’s name?
3. What animals are seen frolicking on the hills in Teletubby land?
4. Did the monkey mail come?
5. What is Super Why’s real name?
6. How do you get in the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse?
7. What animal starts every Baby Einstein DVD?
8. Name all of the Backyardigans

I used to be smart.  I used to know important things.  Now, this is the crap I know.  Living the dream!!!