I can’t be that mad at my son.  I wasn’t watching him close enough.  Long story short, he came up to me and said, “Mommy, smell my legs.”

I recognized the smell, but I couldn’t place it.  When I asked him to show me, he brought me my very expensive Lancome face moisturizer.  Thankfully, this was just a sample, but it still hurt.  I should have been watching!

In any case, his legs are velvety smooth and smell very expensive.