Honestly, I’m ashamed… I’ve grown to have great pride in the meals I serve for my family. Tonight, however, the menu was quite simply f$@#ed up. To my credit, I was leaving to get a haircut so I didn’t have much time to prepare.

Check out this less-than-tasty menu…

Cornbread muffins
Pancakes
Cocktail Weinies in BBQ sauce
Corn on the cob

That’s just not right. It reminds me of the Friends episode when Rachel made trifle with jam, custard and meat!