This is me.  This is my newest role to add to the growing list.

Today, I was carrying the baby and about to go upstairs.  My son wanted me to carry him, too, but first insisted that I carry his blanket.  I draped the silky green blanket over both shoulders then tried to lug both kids up the stairs.  I’ve done the two kid-carry thing before, but by adding the blanket, I suddenly took on the less-than-attractive pack-horse look.  Even my face seemed to elongate and my head drooped down.  I’m not sure, but I think my leg hair started growing faster, too!!!

…and I wonder why my back hurts!!!