• The clouds always show up once you get all of your gear and kids to the pool?
• One kid always wakes up as soon as the other one goes to sleep?
• I get hundreds of junk emails throughout the week and maybe 1 or 2 real emails?
• Just when I decide to pull out the box that has been in my pantry for months, I realize the expiration date was last week!
• Whatever is ailing your child (in this case lack of bm) seems to be remedied as soon as you get in contact with your doctor?  Thankfully, all I needed was a call in to the doc today and bam! there’s the poop!
• Once you have apprehended the child’s favorite blanket and put it in the wash, it’s time for nap before you remember to throw it in the dryer!?

More to come, I’m sure…